Honest Men Do Exist

A dollar bill I have in my pocket
Wish there were more
But would more money make me a better man?No, f-in-no to be honest
Just fatter in the pocket, bloated in the head
But better? Nope
But somehow riches leads to same, equates to successful
When millionaire after millionaire fall
Greed a lead reason
Sexaholic natures another
Greed, let’s be honest
Something poor men also have
But know what, a poor man, unable to flaunt it
Won’t at least try to fake it
Want sex, desire sex, need sex
Will get sex
Hey, bottom line, admit your intimate desires
Go for itTouch it
Spank it
Enjoy it
The freak in you
Etc., etc.
But be you, hound dog, sexaholic
You is you
Just don’t act like it’s not you once you get busted
You married, supposedly devoted men
Excuses don’t fly then
Only shame
‘Cause you played
And clearly you had bad game
Not that good game is what’ s best
Only honesty as many men can attest.

Horny Is Horny

Horny is horny
Not just with Tiger
Or the hooker dressed in high heels and short skirt
Horny is horny
Maybe paid, still getting laid
Bottom line, no sugar coating needed
Man or woman, horny is horny
How to control it?
How to not want, lust for sex?
Impossible, got to be
Even the straight laced want a taste
So why blame any man for unleashing his horn dog side?
Answers, yeah, some people probably have them
Want to play Sex Doctor
But nobody’s inside another man or woman’s mind
Do not know how heart pounds
How they sweat so when they’re in heat
Horny, horny, unable to erase intimate desire
And for what?
There was, after all, Adam and Eve
Princess Di and Prince Charles
Ike and Tina, don’t laugh
Because while Ike was a maniac
They got it on in the bedroom many times
She turning him on, him returning the favor
Both taking care of greed and needs
As has been the case with Tiger
Right or wrong, and it’s been mostly wrong
But when a man or woman is really horny
They need release
A getaway, please
No, not without company
The way of the world
No matter culture
As when the lights are off, bed sheet pulled back
Who cares whether talking English or Spanish, Chinese or Japanese
Or jumble, mumble
Everyone has a horny side
One way or another it always comes out.

Tiger's Cookie Jar

Cookie jar, cookie jar
His hands been in the cookie jar
Searching for other coochie bars
Who’s hands?
Tiger’s hands
Cookie jar
Searching for what’s perceived to be sweet
But why in the streets?
Got the nice babe, wife at home
Best cookie of all
‘Specially this time of year
Where there’s supposed to be cheer, delight, sweetness
Thrills, chills
Hugs, kisses
Love, love, nothing but it
But his hands
Instead of up wifie’s dress
Done been in the cookie jar
Searching for other coochie bars
Ho, ho, ho
His nickname now
The legend of the links
Being called out by Lingerie queens
Kind of stinks
What happens when your hands go into the wrong cookie jar
Searching for the wrong coochie bar
Caused wifie to go haywire
And Tiger to crash his smokin’ hot car.

Rhythm And Flow

I’m a poet, you know
I’m a poet, let me flow
I’m a poet, perhaps I’ll make you glow
I’m a poet, know it, flowing with it, now let me show it
Funny, serious, delirious, maybe you’re curious
Expected, perhaps unexpected?
For you know not how I really flow
Excusing the luxury of big money dough
But oh how I wish it were so
Jingle, jingle
Later, any chance you and I can mingle?
Jingle, jingle, jingle
Just you and I alone, no bells needed
Dim lights, jazz music, a night that should be heated
Jingle
Jingle
Jingle
Jingle, jingle, jingle
Guess what?
Jingle
From an enticing evening of mingle
To a night of passion and lay
Holiday play
A come-true-fantasy
Sunset to sundown
As we prance, dance, set it off with hot-and-spicy romance
The poet I am
The poet I am
The poet
The poet
Tonight y’all also know it
And guess what
Not into faking it
Just doing it, living it, sometimes hitting it
The latter bringing out the Tiger Woods in I
Ho, ho, ho
Jingle, mingle
Simply making it happen
The joy of the Christmas season
The main reason
For this poem
Cheer up baby
Get out of that fog, have a hypnotizing glass of egg nogg
Spiced, of course
Will help you get right onto toasty course
Jingle, jingle
Hope I pleased y’all
Gotta go now to mingle
Been my pleasure so you know
My name is Dre, the end of my rhythm and flow.

Money's Control

Money twists and turns
Better yet
Money rules the world
For it controls lives
Dictating for both the haves and the have nots.
Got money, you will succeed
Don’t have it, oh brother
Get ready for trials
And always delays in planning
And in dreams being realized
But with money
Fly, fly without fear
Fly, fly with better hope
But also know
More money in the pocket
And the bank
Doesn’t always mean your life won’t still twist and turn
As all the rich and famous who’ve fallen can sure attest
From O.J. to Vick
From mayors to even presidents
Money, yes all over money
For it controls lives
Dictating for both the haves and the have nots.

Perfectly Satisfied With You

Please do not ask me to look away from you
Though I know I stare a lot
Just can’t help myself
See because when I look at you
I see beauty and perfectionI see sizzle, dazzle
All that is poppin’
Sweetness and completeness
So I stare and stare
So marvelous
Fabulous
Delicious
So what makes me tick and tick
For mere sight of you creates amazing buzz
Revs me to the highest level
Wanting nothing more than to scoop you up
Ever lightly, yet passionately
And hold you softly, yet firmly
Then kiss you and kiss you and kiss you
As I escape deeper and deeper into your eyes
Beauty and perfection
Satisfaction beyond what I only ever imagined
But now have within my eyesight, touching and kissing range
Such a heart-pounding joy.

My Ultimate Pledge to You

I figure you need a pledge from me
Before you give me a pledge
So here I go
My passion, my love
Obviously my entire heart
I pledge to give it all to you
Day and night
In happiness and ugliness,
Oh yeah, there will be ugly times
But with thickness of love
Sincerity of heart we can make it
Because I also pledge to never stop trying
To go that extra mile
To make you always the sole occupant of my intimate thoughts
Therefore not being persuaded by temptation
And for what?
See, my dear, I would not be pledging all of me
If I wanted to creep
If I wanted to experience the sweetness of other women
When I have all the berries and cherries right here in you
When I have the answer to all my dreams in your eyes, your voice
The inner you
Yes, inner, for while the outer you glows
It’s the inner you that really creates buzz within me
Because the inner you
Your mind, your heart, your soul is rich and real
Because the outer over years changes in every man and woman
But inner greatness can last forever
And I think you have it
Which is why I pledge to love you greater than I’ve ever loved before
Hoping for the same in return
Your eventual pledge
But my pledge now.