Stay Retired Brett

He's the legendary QB
Of great gridiron wars won
With that of a rocket arm
And passion, the overwelming type
Which once helped him lead the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl win
But Brett Favre, please my man, stay retired
'Cause your glory days are over
Though you probably can still throw a perfect spiral 50 -plus yards in the air
Though you probably can still sidestep a raging defensive lineman
And do what you do
What you did for 16 seasons
Which is throw TD passes
Which is get a stadium filled with Cheeeseheads to get up and scream
But after 16 seasons and 61,655 yards passing yards, nine pro bowls
And, of course, that Super Bowl XXI win over the New England Patriots
Why, of why Brett, do you want to come back for - uh, a maybe not-so-hot season
When you can stay retired, your legacy in tact.